From: "Ronald M. Anderson"
Sadly there was no author line on the following bit of humor when
someone sent it to me...
I Shot A Query Into The Net
I shot a query into the net.
A posted message called me rotten
A lawyer sent me private mail
One netter thought it was a hoax:
Each day I scan each Subject line
..............................................................................
I haven't got an answer yet,
But seven people gave me hell
And said I ought to learn to spell;
For ignoring mail I'd never gotten;
An angry message asked me, Please
Don't send such drivel overseas;
And swore he'd slap my butt in jail --
I'd mentioned Un*x in my gem
And failed to add the T and M;
"Hereafter, post to net dot jokes!";
Another called my grammar vile
And criticized my writing style.
In hopes the topic will be mine;
I shot a query into the net.
I haven't got an answer yet ...